http://spexandsuits.com en-us Spex & Suits, 2016 The Theory of Everything Spex & Suits Geoff. D'Arcy. Steve. Zordon. What do we know about them? Absolutely nothing. So come have a listen while we rant and rave about pop culture, gaming, and whatever you guys suggest throughout the weeks. - With a small donation of your time, you will be able to receive hours upon hours of free audio featuring our soothing voices and hijinks. And with a real donation of money (we only accept BITCOIN) you will receive a hand drawing of a blue duck by Geoff. THAT’S QUACKTASTIC. Geoff Hinton spexandsuits@gmail.com yes Spex & Suits Are they out there? Find out here! Have you ever looked up in the sky and wondered… If aliens were so smart, why haven’t they visited us yet? "2 Girls, 1 Cup", "Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace", "That time when Nelly teamed up with Tim McGraw for that song". Any higher form of live would have said "NOPE" when Earth blipped on their radar. Join us as we explore our experiences with aliens, abductions, missing time, and more! podcast-2016-alien-1 Thu May 26 2016 16:39:56 GMT-0700 35:44 Spex & Suits Frustrating Games Does the player break the video game controller? Or do we become broken ourselves? The struggle is real in this podcast. We go over our video game origins, horror stories, hair pulling moments, and ask why we can’t all just get along. How does "st0n3r420_killazzz" call me a WHORE and expect me to take him seriously when his mom is telling him to go to bed? Hmmm??? podcast-2016-frusgames-1 Thu May 26 2016 16:39:56 GMT-0700 39:09 Spex & Suits We literally can't even. "I got broads in Atlanta, Twisting dope, lean, and the Fanta, Credit cards and the scammers, Hitting off licks in the bando, Black X6, Phantom, White X6 looks like a panda, Going out like I'm Montana, Hundred killers, hundred hammers." WHAT? I think the only thing I understood there was Panda, which I’m pretty sure means some kind of sex position. I feel like it would involve giving someone 2 black eyes. Slang is used all the time, it is what brings people together and separates at the same time. If you wanted to listen to 3 old men realize they are out of touch with the world, you’ve found the right podcast. podcast-2016-slang-1 Thu May 26 2016 16:39:56 GMT-0700 22:16 Spex & Suits Is this real life? Is this a fantasy? I wonder if I can have sex with it? That’s the question that leads us into the next generation of technology. The phone? Phone sex. A flashlight? Take the bulb out and you got yourself a portable vagina, mister. VR is just the next step. Why worry about impressing the cute girl in the coffee shop when I can just put my goggles on and kiss the sky. Where is VR going to be used? Is it dangerous? Are we that much closer to being in the Matrix? Geoff, D'Arcy, and Steve will talk about these things and more during this week’s podcast. podcast-2016-virtual-1 Thu May 26 2016 16:39:56 GMT-0700 37:41 Spex & Suits Movies don't create psychos, they make them more creative. Many people wear masks, literally and figuratively. I wear a mask at work. I put on a big smile, eyes wide open, pretend like I care about your day. Leatherface pretty much just wore someone elses face, so I don’t know if that counts as a mask. Nonetheless, one of us wants to see you dismembered. Find out whom on this podcast when we go over our favorite disturbing movies! Geoff recounts why he’s got that tick in his eye all the time and D'Arcy tries to muffle the noise coming from the potato sack he brought. podcast-2016-disturbing-1 Thu May 26 2016 16:39:56 GMT-0700 57:37 Spex & Suits Looking back at our adventures in WoW "I'm a girl". G.I.R.L. really means "guy in real life". In a world (of warcraft) where anyone can easily purchase a little boy and have him follow you around, I can't imagine living my normal life. podcast-2016-wow-1 Wed Jun 15 2016 10:00:00 GMT-0700 01:03:48 Spex & Suits Bonus Episode! Our thoughts on I Drink Your Blood podcast-nwhorrorshow-wow-1 Sat Jun 18 2016 10:00:00 GMT-0700 20:23 Spex & Suits Now with guests! podcast-2016-retro-1 Wed Jun 22 2016 10:00:00 GMT-0700 01:29:30 Spex & Suits The first versus battle The first in our V.S. series, we dabble in something new! There hasn't been enough fighting in this podcast and we thought it would be a good time to stir the pot. Geoff and Steve take the reigns to discuss the what, the why, and the how each fighter comes out on top. Fighting out the of the Blue Corner, a tactical murderer, fighting out of the planet earth by way of spaceship. Sarge from DOOM. Fighting out the Red Corner, my hope for the next costume on a stripper when I get a lapdance at PAX... Elsa from Frozen. Listen as we discuss the where, the what, and the how each combatant will win. Place your bets, daddy needs a new set of golf clubs. podcast-2016-versus-1 Wed Jun 29 2016 10:00:00 GMT-0700 38:02 Spex & Suits Worst episode ever... What is the best superhero team in comic books? Avengers? Justice League? X-Men? Wrong. It's Spiderman teaming up with the Toronto Blue Jays. Look it up. It happened. In this podcast, the guys go over what got us into comics, who our favorite superheroes are, its place in pop culture today, and what we can learn from them. Geoff and D'Arcy speak about the finer points comic book story writing, while Steve likes the pictures. Listen until the end to receive free X-Ray goggles that really work! podcast-2016-comics-1 Wed Jul 6 2016 10:00:00 GMT-0700 00:48:56 Spex & Suits Not movies this time, but the characters in them Hillbillies, aliens, and mommy fetish gangsters... What do they all have in common? They all send Geoff crying to his happy place. On this special episode we delve back into some movies that disturb us and the characters themselves that haunt us in our dreams. D'Arcy talks about creepy spectre people and screams at us about how much he loved The Ring in high school. While Steve regales us with tales of eerie serial killers. At the end of the episode try to guess which one of us got categorized as a psychopath by the government. Hint: All of us. podcast-2016-moviechars-1 Sat Jul 16 2016 10:00:00 GMT-0700 00:33:09 Spex & Suits NOOOOOOO! MONICA! The Fast & the Furious. Love it or hate it. We're talking about it today on this podcast! VROOM VRROM! The main cause of so many accidents after leaving the movie theatre, this movie franchise has become a pop culture mainstay. The guys go over how the first 3 movies changed their lives for the better. Steve has somehow become a better driver, Geoff's manifold has a big hole in it and D'Arcy is still revving at the starting line. Be sure to like, share and subscribe or don't, I'm not your boss. podcast-2016-fast1-1 Thu Jul 21 2016 10:00:00 GMT-0700 01:02:23 Spex & Suits With Special Guest, Eroticles! The first thing we should ask is... A/S/L? I used to be 14/f/Arizona myself. I was very popular if you can imagine. Our next guest on T.O.E. is well known twitch streamer, Eroticles. We ask the hard questions like who are you? And what are we doing here? We are pleased to have him on as a special guest for this podcast for some insight on what it's like to be in the public eye. I know I would fall apart like a wet paper towel. Let us know that you think! podcast-2016-twitch-1 Tue Jul 26 2016 10:00:00 GMT-0700 00:37:41 Spex & Suits Our favourites from the first five seasons Where were you when Bart sawed off the head of Jebediah Springfield? Never forget. Welcome to Part 1 of our Simpsons series podcast where the guys will go over Seasons 1-5. We're going to go over how it has affected our lives and ultimately why I'm not a doctor by now. Our favorite episodes, quotes, visual gags and puns from each season. Performance enhancing drugs, terrorist exchange students, and Michael Jackson will be touched on. Or be touched by... He made Thriller. Thriller. Don't forget to like, share and subscribe for free hugs! *Hugs will be provided by Geoff at a cost. podcast-2016-simpsons1to5 Tue Aug 16 2016 10:00:00 GMT-0700 00:33:15 Spex & Suits Our favourites from the first few seasons "Did everyone remember to wash their necks like Mr. Burns asked? Sure did!" We continue our Simpson's podcast series with Treehouse of Horror Seasons 2-7. Time travel, cannibalism, and vampires we have it all in this weeks episode! Ultimately, these episodes are why we grew up unsuitable for society. The guys go over each of their favorite episodes, quotes, visual gags, and why it's still so good today after 26 seasons. Look forward to Part 3 of our Simpsons series soon! As always don't forget to like, share, and subscribe to keep updated. podcast-2016-treehouseofhorror Tue Aug 23 2016 10:00:00 GMT-0700 00:46:18 Spex & Suits Our favourite Arnold movies GET TO DA CHOPPA!!! Rubber baby buggy bumpers!! REKALL, REKALL!! I have yet to use that second line in real life, but will stop at nothing until I do. Welcome to our Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies recap podcast. D'Arcy, Geoff and Steve talk about how he rose to the top of the box office. From battling high tech alien hunters to pregnancy, he's done it all and we will Totally Recall every single one of his movies, without any True Lies, Geoff's doing The Running Man and D'Arcy's Pumping Iron slowly, but surely... you're going go get the Raw Deal. HO HO HO. Don't forget to like, share and subscribe for more content every week! podcast-2016-arnold Wed Aug 31 2016 10:00:00 GMT-0700 01:18:13 Spex & Suits Time to get dark and dirty and look at that seedy underbelly... Remember that time Captain Crunch went on that killing spree in Kentucky? We're talking serial killers in this week's podcast! Things get REAL as the guys talk about famous killers, gory details, and body counts. Geoff plans to make a trip to Columbia to research his finding further in the near future, so make sure to tune into Steve and D'Arcy's new podcast due to Geoff's unlikely return. Subscribers to Spex and Suits: Theory of Everything will receive a one time video chat with Geoff via Skype from the depths of the Columbian prison. Don't worry.. he's got all the time in the world. Don't forget to like, share and subscribe for more zany content! podcast-2016-serial Wed Sep 07 2016 10:00:00 GMT-0700 00:57:22 Spex & Suits Live Commentary on an amazing movie - Wolfcop Drinking all the time, hair growing where there was no hair before... Feels like high school all over again. No, this time it's Wolf Cop. The two most feared words in the English language come together in this fantasy/horror movie to our delight. This episode is a special edition live review brought to you by Geoff, D'Arcy, Steve and shaky cell phone camera. If I had a dollar for every werewolf pun in this movie, I would have $79. Join us and press play for a live commentary!!! It will be like where in the same room together. No, really.. send us your address and we will bring the air mattresses. We'd also like some money. <3 =) podcast-2016-wolfcop Wed Sep 27 2016 10:00:00 GMT-0700 01:22:27 Spex & Suits Like Wolf Cop, only shorter. Don't have access to a copy of Wolf Cop? You can still enjoy our witty banter! We've trimmed it down to the highlights. Enjoy! podcast-2016-wolfcop-abridged Wed Sep 27 2016 10:00:00 GMT-0700 00:50:04 Spex & Suits Welcome to the first episode of Monster Mash in March Madness stylings, if that makes sense. Here it is. Our inaugural Monster March Madness... In October! We'll go over the skills, kills and thrills of each character to determine who will ultimately become #1. The winner will be chosen for each bracket by our finely tuned voting system. Rock, paper, scissors. Tune in next week when we kick off the round of 32! Don't forget to like, share and subscribe! podcast-2016-monster1 Tue Oct 11 2016 10:00:00 GMT-0700 00:46:33 Spex & Suits The battle begins!!! Strap yourselves in for the epic round of 32, we separate the winners from the skinner's. Tune in next week for the #sinistersixteen. Don't forget to like, share and subscribe! podcast-2016-monster2 Tue Oct 13 2016 10:00:00 GMT-0700 01:36:26